Chantilly Lace: Where’s Fairy?
Merlot: At work, if you can believe it. She sets this whole thing up and then-
Chantilly Lace: She’s not coming?
Merlot: She’s going to try, but it doesn’t sound promising.
Chantilly Lace: Well that’s… disappointing.
Merlot: Yeah, she sends her best. You know the drill.
Chantilly Lace: Yes, I believe I do.
Merlot: Anyways! While we wait for Bub,
let me make you a drink. What would you like?
Chantilly Lace: This is going to sound weird, but do you have beer? I have never had a beer. Something I guess I should do before I am a full fledged adult.
Merlot: Hahaha I have just the thing.