Chantilly Lace: Hello?
Bubbie: Hi, Lacey.
Chantilly Lace: Helloooooo! You’re not coming are you?!
Bubbie: I… are you drunk?
Chantilly Lace: What? No. Just had my first beer is all. You know, at my birthday party?
Bubbie: I know! I’m so sorry. Something big is happening down here at the station. That wacky old man at the prison is up to his hijinks and I, of course, was put on the team to neutralize the situation.
Chantilly Lace: Have fun.
Bubbie: I’m gonna make it up to ya. I promise.
Chantilly Lace: Kay! Byeee!