Chantilly Lace: *hack* *cough* *hack*
Bubbie: No way you’re going. You get right back into bed and we’ll cancel this whole thing.
Chantilly Lace: NO! *hack* You cannot call this off. The kids have been looking forward to it all week. They’ll be crushed.
Chantilly Lace: Either way I’m going to be curled up on the couch. No reason for you all to stay here when you could be out there having fun. I’ll be fine.
Bubbie: Are you sure?
Chantilly Lace: I’m sure. Go! Have fun!